Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
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