I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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