I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
vagina is talking i cant
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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