Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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