Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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