Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Randomize
