Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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