one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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