Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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