are you still at the devil's house?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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