i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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