Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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