So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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