Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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