it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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