That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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