how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
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