You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Farmville is her only friend.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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