like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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