I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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