hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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