I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
My pussy is not your playground.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize
