The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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