You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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