Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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