at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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