Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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