New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
