your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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