If that was your dad, he is hot
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
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