Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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