Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
The Olympian is in my bed
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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