marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I think I sprained my soul last night
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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