i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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