Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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