It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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