question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Operation Purity has been aborted
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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