WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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