Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
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