yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
