Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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