Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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