This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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