How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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