hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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