420 ftw
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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