The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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