Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
We have started to decorate penises.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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