ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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