Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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