3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
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