jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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